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Self Driving car doesn’t know how to drive stick shift.
March 4th, 2025
Technology
North dakota is real says man who visited all 50 states.
March 3rd, 2025
Travel
Business
CEO of nvidia says nancy pelosi won’t stop sending him love letters
March 3rd, 2025
Blockbuster CEO says only way to save company is to learn ancient dark magic.
February 27th, 2025
Business
ICE arrests Connor McDavid after game winning goal against the US.
February 27th, 2025
Sports
After Nuggets refuse to change team name to horses, Jokic threatens to leave NBA to play for the Denver Broncos.
February 27th, 2025
Sports
Dubai has 1.5 billion dollars in Ethereum stolen after getting catfished. hacker pretended to be Sydney Sweynee.
February 27th, 2025
Business
Sports
Man on flipped delta flight was 2 beers away from Wade Boggs single flight record of 107 beers.
February 27th, 2025
Technology
Elon Musk has child with 7th baby mama. Claims he has never been with a gold digger. All of his partners “Fell for his well known charisma and charm.”
February 26th, 2025
Politics
Trump vows to bring more production to US. Proposes to demolish Des Moines, Iowa, to make room for cornfield.
February 26th, 2025
Sports
Nikola Jokic threatens to seek trade if Nuggets don't change team name from Nuggets to Horses.
February 26th, 2025
Technology
February 26th, 2025
Man who has the same password for all of his 37 accounts forgets password.
February 26th, 2025
Politics
Cuba is upset nobody asked who they thought the Gulf of Mexico should be named after.
Sports
Luka apologizes to Mavericks. Realizes he was fat while playing in Dallas after meeting average Los Angeles resident who jogs for fun.
February 26th, 2025